grand duchy of kazzia

alexmcdougall @ 2006-10-11T06:13:00

2006-10-11T06:14:05Z

" Tetris reminds me of life. in the beginning it feels like it will go on forever, and you're carefree, but the longer it lasts the harder it is to do things you used to be able to do easily, and you wish you had taken advantage of things when you had the chance. and then you die"

-- gayo

alexmcdougall @ 2006-10-04T10:19:00

2006-10-04T14:19:44Z

[08:53] UnkyKen: hey buddy
[08:53] *** Auto-response sent to UnkyKen: dead
[08:53] UnkyKen: you got some fags in your butt
[09:56] *** "UnkyKen" signed off at Wed Oct 04 09:56:43 2006.

when will the hurting stop, ken. when will it stop.

how many roooads must a man walk down...

alexmcdougall @ 2006-09-24T23:47:00

2006-09-25T03:47:44Z

so it turns out that Brady and/or Belichick are really really stupid

alexmcdougall @ 2006-09-21T02:17:00

2006-09-21T06:17:49Z

go yanks.

alexmcdougall @ 2006-09-18T01:47:00

2006-09-18T05:47:33Z

"Valley TV 30. We get results... done."

i swear to god

alexmcdougall @ 2006-09-07T01:03:00

2006-09-07T05:03:37Z

http://www.ethicsscoreboard.com/list/littleleague2.html

fun shit

alexmcdougall @ 2006-09-04T16:34:00

2006-09-04T20:34:23Z

I'm surprised that Square hasn't made a Final Fantasy character who covers himself completely in pigshit, just so that people will cosplay as him.

alexmcdougall @ 2006-08-25T21:26:00

2006-08-26T01:26:38Z

gone forever bye

alexmcdougall @ 2006-08-25T21:10:00

2006-08-26T01:10:22Z

Denis Breslin, spokesman for American Airlines' pilots union, said flight crews are predisposed to be cautious, given the alleged terror plot recently broken up in Britain.

"There really are bad guys out there to get us," he said. "We can't afford to take any of these potential threats for granted."

FEAR IS THE ANSWER

alexmcdougall @ 2006-08-24T14:25:00

2006-08-24T18:25:23Z

HOYYYYYYYYYYY HOY YAAAOOOOOOO

WORKIN ON THE RETARD FARM

alexmcdougall @ 2006-08-23T23:40:00

2006-08-24T03:40:18Z

what? the bahamas? for free?

alexmcdougall @ 2006-08-23T13:13:00

2006-08-23T17:13:48Z

i like the phrase "hellcat in the sack"

alexmcdougall @ 2006-08-12T02:26:00

2006-08-12T06:26:25Z

hustlin

5 game poker win streak

pretty good for a bad player, huh ken?

alexmcdougall @ 2006-08-10T10:59:00

2006-08-10T14:59:14Z

Guess what happened today!

The US Government banned all liquids from flights!

Hope you don't get thirsty at 30,000 feet!

alexmcdougall @ 2006-08-10T00:37:00

2006-08-10T04:37:32Z

poor tito
poor pap

alexmcdougall @ 2006-08-09T11:42:00

2006-08-09T15:42:07Z

if anyone ever tells you that they "work hard and play hard" then please stab them in the heart

alexmcdougall @ 2006-08-07T18:19:00

2006-08-07T22:19:08Z

jon lovitz's subway ads make me want to choke a penguin which has no neck

alexmcdougall @ 2006-08-05T19:12:00

2006-08-05T23:12:49Z

i'm A BIG FAG AND I LIVE IN THE CAPIUTALS OF FAGONIA with my queen SIR FAGSALOT AND HIS BIG SUPPLY OF FAG JUICE IN MY BUTT+21

alexmcdougall @ 2006-08-03T21:45:00

2006-08-04T01:45:04Z

i bet, if this were the early 90's, the SNES would have a platformer starring David Ortiz.

alexmcdougall @ 2006-08-02T17:57:00

2006-08-02T21:57:52Z

Hey You - 185482 on Expert

alexmcdougall @ 2006-07-29T19:44:00

2006-07-29T23:44:46Z

sad littol king of a sad littol hill

alexmcdougall @ 2006-07-29T10:15:00

2006-07-29T14:15:17Z

kill her after, not before
that's the way you fuck a whore

alexmcdougall @ 2006-07-27T10:44:00

2006-07-27T14:44:47Z

CROTCH ASSAULT

alexmcdougall @ 2006-07-26T16:34:00

2006-07-26T20:34:28Z

"hello, is CSM Barbara available?"
"hold on one second please."
*clik*
"killing me softly with his song, killing me softly... with his song, telling my whole life... in his words, killing me, softly... with his sooooong..."
*clik*
"this is CSM Barbara, how can I help you?"
"hi, this is Alex McDougall, I was wondering about... my situation..."
"hi, Eric. sorry. we don't need you right now. you said you were taking time off on August?"
"uh ... yeah?"
"okay. will you be able to work during the school year?"
"uh. at this point, i'd probably have to."
"okay. i'll make a note of that. bye."
"..."
*clik*

alexmcdougall @ 2006-07-26T15:23:00

2006-07-26T19:23:04Z

is it weird to have a dream where you're a young version of an old black doctor