grand duchy of kazzia

Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:14:05 GMT

" Tetris reminds me of life. in the beginning it feels like it will go on forever, and you're carefree, but the longer it lasts the harder it is to do things you used to be able to do easily, and you wish you had taken advantage of things when you had the chance. and then you die"

-- gayo

Wed, 04 Oct 2006 14:19:44 GMT

[08:53] UnkyKen: hey buddy
[08:53] *** Auto-response sent to UnkyKen: dead
[08:53] UnkyKen: you got some fags in your butt
[09:56] *** "UnkyKen" signed off at Wed Oct 04 09:56:43 2006.

when will the hurting stop, ken. when will it stop.

how many roooads must a man walk down...

Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:47:44 GMT

so it turns out that Brady and/or Belichick are really really stupid

Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:17:49 GMT

go yanks.

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:47:33 GMT

"Valley TV 30. We get results... done."

i swear to god

Thu, 07 Sep 2006 05:03:37 GMT

http://www.ethicsscoreboard.com/list/littleleague2.html

fun shit

Mon, 04 Sep 2006 20:34:23 GMT

I'm surprised that Square hasn't made a Final Fantasy character who covers himself completely in pigshit, just so that people will cosplay as him.

Sat, 26 Aug 2006 01:26:38 GMT

gone forever bye

Sat, 26 Aug 2006 01:10:22 GMT

Denis Breslin, spokesman for American Airlines' pilots union, said flight crews are predisposed to be cautious, given the alleged terror plot recently broken up in Britain.

"There really are bad guys out there to get us," he said. "We can't afford to take any of these potential threats for granted."

FEAR IS THE ANSWER

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 18:25:23 GMT

HOYYYYYYYYYYY HOY YAAAOOOOOOO

WORKIN ON THE RETARD FARM

Thu, 24 Aug 2006 03:40:18 GMT

what? the bahamas? for free?

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 17:13:48 GMT

i like the phrase "hellcat in the sack"

Sat, 12 Aug 2006 06:26:25 GMT

hustlin

5 game poker win streak

pretty good for a bad player, huh ken?

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 14:59:14 GMT

Guess what happened today!

The US Government banned all liquids from flights!

Hope you don't get thirsty at 30,000 feet!

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 04:37:32 GMT

poor tito
poor pap

Wed, 09 Aug 2006 15:42:07 GMT

if anyone ever tells you that they "work hard and play hard" then please stab them in the heart

Mon, 07 Aug 2006 22:19:08 GMT

jon lovitz's subway ads make me want to choke a penguin which has no neck

Sat, 05 Aug 2006 23:12:49 GMT

i'm A BIG FAG AND I LIVE IN THE CAPIUTALS OF FAGONIA with my queen SIR FAGSALOT AND HIS BIG SUPPLY OF FAG JUICE IN MY BUTT+21

Fri, 04 Aug 2006 01:45:04 GMT

i bet, if this were the early 90's, the SNES would have a platformer starring David Ortiz.

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 21:57:52 GMT

Hey You - 185482 on Expert

Sat, 29 Jul 2006 23:44:46 GMT

sad littol king of a sad littol hill

Sat, 29 Jul 2006 14:15:17 GMT

kill her after, not before
that's the way you fuck a whore

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 14:44:47 GMT

CROTCH ASSAULT

Wed, 26 Jul 2006 20:34:28 GMT

"hello, is CSM Barbara available?"
"hold on one second please."
*clik*
"killing me softly with his song, killing me softly... with his song, telling my whole life... in his words, killing me, softly... with his sooooong..."
*clik*
"this is CSM Barbara, how can I help you?"
"hi, this is Alex McDougall, I was wondering about... my situation..."
"hi, Eric. sorry. we don't need you right now. you said you were taking time off on August?"
"uh ... yeah?"
"okay. will you be able to work during the school year?"
"uh. at this point, i'd probably have to."
"okay. i'll make a note of that. bye."
"..."
*clik*

Wed, 26 Jul 2006 19:23:04 GMT

is it weird to have a dream where you're a young version of an old black doctor